F*CK OUTTA HERE!

SO I was perusing some hip hop blog in search of sneakers, music, fashion, you know, the normal. And all of a sudden, I stumbled across this headline:

“Lil Wayne to get engaged to Lauren London”

Get the f*ck outta here! Are you serious? How could this happen? She looks so magnificent and gorgeous, and douche-bag on the right looks like the Predator with stunna shades and high on Adderal, crack, and ecstasy. What kind of voodoo/witchcraft did he use to pull this ass clown move? I mean, he can’t even put together a coherent string of words. What would a conversation between them be like?
Smh.

Jesus, take the wheel.