MY 10 WORST 'PHEARS' & 'PHOBIAS': A PONDER MATTHEWS NOTE

10. Having Flavor Flav as a father

9. Having peanut butter stick to the roof of my mouth.
8. Eating an Oreo with Feces inside of it.....
7. Having a Chihuahua dry hump me to death....wait no, I like that (lol).
5. Skipping over the number 6 in a Top Ten Post.
4. Having a bird fly into my car whilst my window is down and its beak puncturing me in my temple.
3. Jesus, Oh! & that little yellow 'pokemon' Dickatchoo or w/e.
2. The Lakers ever winning an NBA championship anytime soon.
1. Stinky vaginas..I mean fajitas

-Ponder Matthews