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I am sitting on my apt steps... LOCKED OUT!
I know there are a couple things going through your head right now. Likkke:
1. Why IS you locked out? (yes, bad grammer and all)
Well, that's easy.. This morning I decided to wear my Louis to work. And I guess in the process of switching over bags, I forgot to switch over my damn keys. And the funny thing about that is, I made sure to pack nail polish in my purse today, but I didn't even think to put my keys in my bag. Yes, I know - I'm a genius! I'm hot as f*ck right now ya'll. And the only thing that seems to be entertaining me is when I fling my hands around to dry this nail polish.
My feet hurt, (Thank you Micheal Kors) and all I'm thinking about is warming up that Chicken and Waffles that I got from Creme Resturaunt off of U Street in DC.
Damn, I can taste it now... mmmm.. Lol!
Its kinda cool to sit out here because I can kinda hear everything that is happening in everyones apt. Like the wailing toddler and the mother who refuses to give it any type of attention. Or the talkative white woman who sounds like she's in her kitchen cooking dinner. *Flashback to chicken and waffles* I can tell she's white because of how she talks.. (Is that racist? Lol.)
I called my roomate hoping an extra key was under a rug or over the crown molding of the door (why do people put important things there? If I were trying to rob a house, that'll be the first place I looked for an extra key... lol!) She replied, "Nope, but I'll be home at around 6-6:30!"
Its 5:12, yall.
So in the meantime, I will be camping out in the hallway with a bottle of ivory nailpolish and a sidekick. =[
Wish me luck. I hope I survive in the wilderness...
Whoa... a reallllly cute dude just walked by and looked at me like I was an orphan child named Annie, while he yapped on the phone. He gave me a look like, "why ARE you on the steps - where do you belong?" Didn't even say anything, just gave me as half smile as he walked by with his Prada sneakers on. (Yeah, I peeped that - quick. Lol!) I figured I'd try to explain myself quickly so I wouldn't look like a little lost black child, so I said, "I'm locked out." AND HE JUST KEPT WALKING! Haha! See, where I'm from, people lend a hand to person in need!
How great is this?... lol! I'm done yall. My life is AWESOME!
7 comments:
lol! not at you being locked out, that sucks. i'm laughin that you felt the need to explain why you were sitting on the steps lol.
"i'm locked out"
that just sounds like you're up to something illegal.
and i don't know what was up with the blog commenting. glad someone else prioritizes the song of the morning over getting ready for work lol
lol, i said it because he looked at me like he wanted to ask me, so i just skippd that step and said it. lol.
but when he walked by the 2nd time, he was like "you need anything?"
i was likke wanted to be like, "yeah some ac and food.." but i politely said no.
haha..
oh dear,
mialh be.
you silly goose!
wat happend to that lil box
on ur door? remember i asked you
about it? and u told me there is a
key in there lol
wat happened to that?! lol
oh dear!
ur to funny!
glad ur safe
and too bad for that guy :)
well atleast u knw he may live around you lol
haahaha! son! she told me she took the key out of it! i was sooo blownnn.. lol!
Chicken & waffles? Arent you a Vegeterian? Smh
Lmao
about that...
recently bcuz i dont cook as much as i used to. (living in dc in someone else house...)
i havent been eating liek i used to , in term of cokoing my own meals and shoppin at whole foods to get my normal groceries, ect ect.
i was feeling mad tired all the time. malnutrietion.
had to start eating meat to compinsate for the lack of the other foods i was used to eating..
lol. who are you? and how do u know i am/was vegetarian?
lmao!
poor milah...ha..sry..its not funny...but i jus kno the feeling..at least u aint have to pee..lol ((like me))
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